Аккорды к песне ​Eminem — Brand New Dance

 
Cm 
 
[Intro] 
Get up 
Everybody on the dance floor, come on 
That means you too, Chris 
Haha 
 
[Verse 1] 
Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom 
Just got caught jackin' off by your mom 
Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm 
Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb 
But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit 
Room lookin' like a tornado hit it 
Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it 
Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm 
Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show 
Everybody in the world, all across the globe 
You can feel it in your head down to your toes 
Dance until you're wheelchair bound, here we go 
Yеah, horseback, little do-si-do 
Little bit of soul mixеd with some rodeo 
Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this 
Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on 
 
[Chorus] 
Clap your hands and stomp your feet 
Everybody, twirl together 
Can you feel the funky beat? 
Everywhere you see people laughing and 
Dancing in the street 
On the count of three, everybody do 
The Christopher Reeves 
One, two, three, follow me 
 
[Verse 2] 
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man 
Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can 
Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand 
But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can 
Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance 
All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance 
Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home 
Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh 
It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation 
Anything else is a cheap imitation 
Just make sure that you videotape it 
You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit 
It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser 
It's better than the shake of a grand mal seizure 
So next time that you see grandma, tease her 
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up 
 
[Chorus] 
Clap your hands and stomp your feet 
Everybody, twirl together 
Can you feel the funky beat? 
Everywhere you see people laughing and 
Dancing in the street 
On the count of three, everybody do 
The Christopher Reeves 
One, two, three, follow me 
 
[Bridge] 
If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb 
You've fallen and you can't get up 
It's a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm 
Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums 
 
[Verse 3] 
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this 
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists 
With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist 
A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc 
You just pull up a chair and grab a seat 
And clap your hands and stomp your feet 
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet 
Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat 
You put your left foot back, your right in front 
Tip your head back, let it touch your butt 
'Til you feel a lil' pop, like what the fuck? 
Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? I'm stuck 
So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal? 
If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel 
If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel 
Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on 
 
[Chorus] 
Clap your hands and stomp your feet 
Everybody, twirl together 
Can you feel the funky beat? 
Everywhere you see people laughing and 
Dancing in the street 
On the count of three, everybody do 
The Christopher Reeves 
One, two, three, follow me 
 
 
[Outro] 
Woo 
Good morning, Eminem 
Or Marshall, as others have informed me 
Christopher Reeves here 
You had better not talk behind my back 
Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair 
Watch yourself, Marshall 
I'm watching you 
Ah! Holy shit