Аккорды к песне ​Johnny Rebel — Afro-American In-Law

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The other day I ran into an old friend 
Joe was his name 
So I said, "Joe, how ya been?" 
He said, "JR, you won't believe this, but things ain't worth a damn." 
And I said, "Joe, what's the problem?' 
He said "JR, you wanna know my problem? Well, I'll tell ya my problem." 
And he began his story, something like this: 
 
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All my life I've been single 
                         A 
I didn't wanna be tied down 
 
But I finally did it, I finally got married 
B 
And the chants started goin' around 
E 
She was divorced and had three kids 
                                  A 
They all had fair skin and blonde hair 
                          E 
But I didn't know their daddy was a n*gger 
    B                       E 
And daddy just had to be there 
 
Awwwww... 
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What do you do when 
 
Everything's messed up 
                       A 
Stickin' down in your crawl 
 
Other men lucky 
          E 
All they have to aggitate 'em 
       B 
Is a dog-gone 
Mother-in-law 
E 
But this black hairy dude 
 
Livin' down at my house 
                    A 
Beats all you ever saw 
 
I'm the sole-bred winner 
       E 
Of a wife and three 
 
Bakin' ninnies 
 B               E 
And a n*gger-in-law 
 
And he kept on-a-talkin' 
And I just kept on listenin' 
And he went on, something like this: 
 
It all started last friday evenin' 
I got home from work, there he sat 
Sittin' there loafin', restin' and-a-smokin' 
Man, he was ace of spades black 
I didn't know just who he was then 
But it wasn't too long 'til I did 
He said, "Don't get uptight, I have visitin' rights. 
I came to see your wife and my kids." 
 
Awwwww... 
 
What do you do when 
Everything's messed up 
Stickin' down in your crawl 
Other men lucky 
All they have to aggitate 'em 
Is a dog-gone 
Mother-in-law 
But this black hairy dude 
Livin' down at my house 
Beats all you ever saw 
I'm the sole-bred winner 
Of a wife and three 
Bakin' ninnies 
And a n*gger-in-law 
 
But he talked on, and I began to figure out 
That Joe had found a solution 
He said: 
 
He was still there saturday evenin' 
Just-a-watchin' me mow the lawn 
He watched the game on sunday and the soaps on monday 
It's tuesday and he still wasn't gone 
Suddenly I got me an idea 
And I came up with a plan 
I turned my n*gger-loving wife and her n*gger ex-husband 
Over to the Ku Klux Klan 
 
Hehe... 
 
That's what you do 
When everything's messed up 
Stickin' down in your crawl 
Never again will I 
Ever say a word 
About anybody's 
Mother-in-law 
That n*gger ho'ed up 
When the Klan showed up 
It's the last thing he ever saw 
Now I'm the ex-husband 
Of a wife with three 
Bakin' ninnies 
And a n*gger-in-law 
I'm the proud ex-husband 
Of a wife with three 
Bakin' ninnies 
And a n*gger-in-law