Аккорды к песне ​Maddie Zahm — Fat Funny Friend

 
[Intro] 
E B B/Bb 
…….. 
 
        E 
I break the ice 
         B B/Bb 
So they don’t see my size 
         E 
And I have to be nice 
           B B/Bb 
Or I’ll be the next punch line 
 
[Verse 2] 
 E 
I’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies 
B B/Bb 
Who only exists to continue the story 
 E 
The girl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen 
     B B/Bb 
So I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief 
 
[Chorus] 
E 
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy 
   B B/Bb 
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? 
E 
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty 
     B B/Bb 
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? 
 
 
[Refrain] 
        E 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
        B B/Bb 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
 
[Verse 3] 
        E 
I say I’m okay 
            B B/Bb 
’cause they wouldn’t care anyway 
             E           B 
And I could try to explain my efforts in vain 
              B/Bb 
They can’t relate 
 
Ohh 
 
[Verse 4] 
     E 
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors 
   B B/Bb 
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror 
   E 
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner 
 B B/Bb 
So why Do I still feel so ******* inferior? 
 
[Chorus] 
E 
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy 
   B B/Bb 
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? 
E 
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty 
     B B/Bb 
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? 
 
[Refrain] 
        E 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
        B B/Bb 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
 
[Verse 5] 
     G#m 
It’s funny when I think a guy likes me 
      B B/Bb 
And it’s funny when I’m the one who says, “let’s          Go to eat” 
         E 
It’s ******* funny when I’m asked to     Go out on Halloween; 
B 
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body 
 
[Chorus] 
E 
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy 
   B B/Bb 
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? 
E 
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty 
     B B/Bb 
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? 
 
[Refrain] 
        E 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
        B B/Bb 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
        E 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
        B B/Bb 
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend 
 
[Outro] 
    E                        B 
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors…