Аккорды к песне ​Bo Burnham — Welcome To The Internet

[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. 
    F 
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. 
    Gm 
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. 
    F 
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). 
A7 
Just nod or shake your head and we'll Do the rest. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. 
    Gm 
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. 
F 
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. 
A7 
We got a million different ways to engage 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. 
   Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. 
  F 
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. 
  A7 
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin 
Dm 
eachother.  
 
 
[Verse] 
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. 
     Gm 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. 
   F 
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. 
A7 
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. 
   Gm 
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. 
    F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. 
A7 
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your- 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. 
      Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. 
 F 
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. 
A7               A7  Gm     F  E    Dm 
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids. 
 
 
[Chorus] 
    Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
    Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
 
[Interlude] 
Dm C Bb A7 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm      C              Bb   A7 
You know, it wasn't always like this 
Dm      C 
Not very long ago 
Bb         A7 
Just before your time 
Dm        C 
Right before the towers fell 
Bb        A7 
Circa '99 
 
 
[Verse] 
    Gm 
This was catalogues 
F 
Travel blogs 
A7         Dm 
A chat room or two 
      Gm       F 
We set our sights and spent our nights 
A7      C7 
Waiting 
 
 
[2nd Chorus] 
 Fmaj7 
For you 
Dm7 
You 
 Bb      C 
Insatiable you 
 Fmaj7          Dm7 
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Bb       C 
You were barely two 
   Dm         C#dim 
And it did all the things 
C         Bb 
We designed it to do 
 
 
[Bridge] 
 Bb 
Now look at you 
 C 
Oh, look at you 
D 
You 
 
 
[2nd Chorus] 
Gmaj7  Em7 
You 
C       D 
Unstoppable, watchable 
 Gmaj7             Em7 
Your time is now. Your inside's out. 
C       D 
Honey, how you grew 
   Em7       Ebdim 
And if we stick together 
D          C 
Who knows what we'll do 
    C      D 
It was always the plan 
     Ebdim        Em7 
To put the world in your hand 
 
 
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B 
[laughing] 
 
 
[Chorus] 
    Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Am 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
H7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
    Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Am 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
H7 
Anything and everything 
H7 
And anything and everything 
H7 
And anything and everything 
H7*                    Em* (as hard as you possibly can!) 
And all of the time