Bo Burnham

 
[Intro] 
Em  D 
……. 
 
[Verse 1] 
Em              Hm 
..He’s a really cool guy 
         Am 
He’s got a cool shirt 
 
He’s got cool shoes 
 
Did I mention the shirt? 
Em                Hm 
..If you ever got the chance to meet him 
Am 
..You’d know why I want to be him 
Em                Hm 
..He walks into a room and everyone respects him (Everyone respects him) 
Am                               Em 
..He reads the news and doesn’t let that **** affect him (Let that **** affect him) 
               Hm 
He’s really happy, he’s thrilled to be alive 
 
His name is any white guy in 1985 
 
[Chorus] 
Em      Hm 
White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Am 
..White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Em      Hm 
White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Am 
..White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
 
[Verse 2] 
Em              Hm 
..He’s got a job and a family; how does he  Do it? 
Am 
Balance his work with his wife’s underwhelming cooking 
Em              Hm             Am 
..He’s got all the answers that I wanna know 
 
How can I be what I      Am but 40 years ago 
 Em             Hm 
Gee whiz, he got in any….. 
          Am 
I Am the thing he is, but he isn’t when I want 
              Em               Hm 
I guess it’s true that some people really got to fight to survive 
 
And some people are white guys in 1985 
 
[Chorus] 
Em      Hm 
White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Am 
..White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Em      Hm 
White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
Am 
..White guy, 1985 (White guy, 1985) 
 
Wait! 
 
[Bridge] 
Em            G 
..It wasn’t easy being any white guy in 1985 
D                    C 
…Some white guys were living through the AIDS crisis 
Em               G 
..Some white guys were… Italian 
      D 
And I’m not saying it’s hard being a white guy now 
C 
…I’ve misspoke 
Em                   Hm 
I don’t need to lump a group of people in a hive 
Am Ddim7 
I think I just meant my dad in 1985 
 
[Chorus] 
F#m    C#m 
My dad, 1985 (“My dad!”) 
Hm 
..My father, 1985 (“Papa!”) 
F#m    C#m 
My dad, 1985 
 
Scott Burnham, 1985 (Scott!) 
F#m       C#m 
..I wanna be my dad (My dad, 1985) (Scott!) 
Hm 
..I wanna be my dad (My father, 1985) (Scott!) 
   F#m C#m 
In the 80s….(My dad, 1985) (Scott!) 
   Hm 
My oblivious white dad in the mid-80s (Scott Burnham, 1985) (Scott!) 
F#m           C#m 
..My dad was an oblivious white guy (My dad, 1985) (General contractor!) 
Hm 
..My dad was happier than I   Am (My father, 1985) 
F#m              C#m 
If I could be anybody…dead or alive 
 
I would want to be my dad in 1985 


 
[Intro] 
F 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
  F 
I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike 
     F                             Gm 
I used to wake up with a smile and         Go to bed at night with a dream, ah 
          F 
But now I'm turning 30, no! 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
  F 
I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people 
    F                        Gm 
Who were used to meeting someone who was born in 1990, no way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990) 
       F 
Now I'm turning 30, God, God damn it 
 
 
[Chorus] 
F 
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
Gm 
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
Eb 
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
       F 
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
 F 
When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam 
 F                           Gm 
When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom, oh fuck 
  F 
How Am I 30? 
 
 
[Verse 4] 
     F 
I used to make fun of the boomers in retrospect, a bit too much 
 F 
Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch 
     Gm 
(Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? 
   F 
So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me) 
 
 
[Chorus] 
F 
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
Gm 
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
Eb 
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
       F 
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30) 
 
 
[Bridge] 
     F 
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children 
Dm 
My stupid friends are having stupid children 
Eb 
My stupid friends are having stupid children 
F 
My stupid friends are having stupid children 
     F 
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children 
Dm 
My stupid friends are having stupid children 
Eb 
My stupid friends are having stupid children 
F 
Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children 
 
 
[Outro] 
     Am 
It's 2020, and I'm 30 
    Dm 
I'll Do another ten 
 Bb            F 
2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then 


Hey Bo lovers! "INSIDE" is a masterpiece and I'm just a hack butttttt, 
I wanted to play along, so I've done my best with my first tab :) 
 
The whole song just builds on these four Chords: G D Em C 
 
[Intro] 
C 
crowd applause* 
G              D      Em C 
    Thank you very much. Thank you!      You guys have been incredible. Thank you. 
G D Em C 
             I couldn't have done it without you guys. 
  G          D                Em         C 
I couldn't, really, I...   This last year has been...   you know there have been times that 
G   D          Em                     C 
  um...    but just knowing that you're here, you know, feeling you here with me, 
G    D            Em       C 
  um...    yeah thank you. 
G       D            Em            C 
  You know I hate to ask because ahhh you have given me so much, 
G       D Em                      C 
but... I need you to               Do one more thing for me. 
G D           Em 
      Can you Do that? 
 
 
[Chorus 1] 
C 
Put your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seats 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seats 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
C                 G 
    Are you feeling nervous? 
         D 
Are you having fun? 
         Em              C 
It's almost over, it's just begun 
           G 
Don't overthink this, look in my eye 
D 
Don't be scared, don't be shy 
Em                C 
Come on in, the water's fine 
 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
        G          D 
We're going to   Go where everybody knows 
    Em          C 
Everybody knows, everybody oh 
        G          D 
We're going to   Go where everybody knows 
    Em 
Everybody knows... 
 
 
[Chorus 1] 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, hey yo, 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
 
 
[Chorus 2] 
C      G 
Hands down, pray for me 
D      Em 
Heads down now, pray for me 
C 
Get your fucking hand up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em       C 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
 
 
[Bridge 1] 
G                    D    Em   C 
     You wanna hear a funny story?            So uh five years ago, 
   G      D     Em     C 
 I quit performing live comedy because I began to have 
G                   D                Em         C 
severe panic attacks, while on stage, which is not a great place to have them 
   G       D                          Em          C 
So I, I quit.     And I didn't perform for five years, I spent that time 
    G                D             Em       C 
 trying to improve myself mentally.   And you know what?      I did.   I got better. 
G             D     Em            C 
  I got so much better, in fact, that in January of 
G  D     Em                       C 
2020,           I thought, "You know what? I should 
G            D    Em     C 
   start performing again. I've been hiding from the world 
G           D   Em             C 
   and I need to...         re-enter. 
G       D           Em       C 
   And then, the funniest thing happened 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
C                 G 
    Are you feeling nervous? 
         D 
Are you having fun? 
         Em             C 
It's almost over, it's just begun 
           G 
Don't overthink this, look in my eye 
D 
Don't be scared, don't be shy 
Em 
Come on in, the water's fine 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
C           G 
You say the ocean's rising 
        D 
Like I give a shit 
             Em 
You say the whole world's ending 
          C 
Honey, it already did 
        G 
You're not gonna slow it 
       D 
Heaven knows you tried 
Em               C 
Got it? Good, now get inside 
 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
        G          D 
We're going to   Go where everybody knows 
    Em          C 
Everybody knows, everybody oh 
        G          D 
We're going to   Go where everybody knows 
    Em 
Everybody knows... 
 
 
[Final Chorus] 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
 
C      G 
Hands down, pray for me 
D       Em 
Heads down now, pray for me 
     C 
I said get your fucking hands up 
G            D 
    Get up!        Get up! 
            Em 
I'm talking to you, get the fuck up! 
 
C 
Get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
        C 
Hey, fucking, get your fucking hands up 
G         D 
Get on out of your seat 
            Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 
 
   C       G 
Come on, heads down, pray for me 
D       Em 
Heads down now, pray for me 
     C              G 
I said get your fucking hands up 
 
Get...Haha! 
D          Em 
All eyes on me, all eyes on me 


[Intro] 
Em 
D 
 
[Chorus] 
Em 
CEO, entrepreneur 
Born in 1964 
D 
Jeffrey 
Jeffrey Bezos 
Em 
CEO, entrepreneur 
Born in 1964 
D 
Jeffrey 
Jeffrey Bezos 
 
 
[Verse] 
Em 
Come on, Jeffrey, you can  Do it 
Pave the way, put your back into it 
D 
Tell us why, show us how 
                             N.C. 
Look at where you came from, look at you now 
Em 
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet 
Amateurs can fucking suck it 
D 
Fuck their wives, drink their blood 
Come on, Jeff, get 'em! 
 
 
[Synth Solo] 
Em 
D 
Em 
D N.C. 
   (scream) 


 
 Bezos II from the Netflix special Inside by Bo Burnham 
 
Fm 
   Jeffrey Bezos 
Eb 
   Jeffrey Bezos 
Bb 
   Jeffrey Bezos 
Ab Eb      Fm 
        Ugh! 
 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Eb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Bb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Ab Eb        Fm 
      You did it! 
 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Eb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Bb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Ab Eb       Fm 
      Congratulations! 
 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Eb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Bb 
  Jeffrey Bezos 
Ab Eb 
      Ah! 


 
[Intro] 
C D/B   Em 
………… 
C D/B 
…….. 
 
[Verse] 
                      C D/B    Em 
They’re really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden…….. 
C D/B   Em 
………… 
 C D/B     Em 
Joe Biden…….. 
C D/B   Em 
………… 
                   C 
How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?  
D/B       Em              C D/B 
(Joe Joe Joe, Joe, Joe-Joe, Joe-Joe Biden, Joe-Joe-Joe-Joe) 
   Em                    C 
They’re really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden  
D/B       Em              C D/B 
(Joe Joe Joe, Joe, Joe-Joe, Joe-Joe Biden, Joe-Joe-Joe-Joe) 
Em 
How is the best case scenario Joe? 


[Intro] 
Dm 
The world is changing 
Db+ 
The planet's heating up 
F/C         G7       C C#dim 
What the fuck is going on? 
Dm 
Rearranging 
Db+                      F/C 
It's like everything happened all at once 
           G7         C   C#dim 
Um, what the fuck is going on? 
Bb     C         F        Dm     C   Bb 
The people rising in the streets, the war, the drought 
Bb     C            F      Dm      C 
The more I look the more I see nothing to joke about 
Bb     C 
Is comedy over? 
F 
Should I leave you alone? 
Dm         C            Bb       C 
'Cause, really who's gonna    Go for joking at a time like this? 
F              Dm        Am 
Should I be joking at a time like this? 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
  Bb       C          F        Dm      C 
I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it 
 Bb           C 
And I fear that comedy won't help 
     F         Dm      C 
And the fear is not unfounded 
 Bb                 C 
Should I stop trying to be funny? 
     A7       Dm      C  Bb 
Should I give away my money? No! 
     Bbm 
What Do I do? 
 
[Pre-Verse] 
Dm              C    F      Dm 
      Healing the world with comedy 
C         Bb         Gm 
The indescribable power of your comedy 
Dm             C F 
    The world needs direction 
        Dm Eb 
From a white guy like me (Bingo) 
                 Bb 
Who is healing the world with comedy 
That's it! 
 
[Verse 1] 
Dm C     F          Dm 
The world is so fucked up 
      C 
Systematic oppression 
Bb       Gm 
Income inequality 
Dm 
The other stuff 
F                        Dm 
And there's only one thing I can    Do about it... 
Eb                  Bb 
While... while being paid, and being the center of attention 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm      C   F      Dm 
Healing the world with comedy 
C          Bb          Gm 
Making a literal difference, metaphorically 
Dm         C F 
A Jew walks into a bar 
           Dm Eb 
And I've saved him a seat 
         Bb 
That's healing the world with comedy 
 
[Verse 2] 
Dm                   C 
I'm a special kind of white guy 
F                       Dm      C 
I self-reflected and I want to be an agent of change 
             Bb 
So I Am going to use my privilege for the good 
Gm 
(Very cool, way to go!) 
Dm          C 
American white guys 
F                  Dm Eb 
We've had the floor for at least 400 years 
            Bb         Gm 
So maybe I should just shut the fuck up 
N.C. 
...I'm bored 
Dm            C 
I don't wanna   Do that 
F               Dm 
There's got to be another way (Yes) 
C                Bb         Gm 
For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never) 
Dm            C 
The wait is over! 
F                 Dm 
I'm white, and I'm here to save the day! 
Eb               Bb 
Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!) 
 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm      C   F      Dm 
Healing the world with comedy 
C          Bb          Gm 
Making a literal difference, metaphorically 
Dm                C F 
And yes, most likely they'll pay me 
            Dm Eb 
But I'd  Do it for free 
          Bb 
I Am healing the world with: Comedy 
 
[Bridge] 
Bb           F            C 
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke 
       Dm            C          Bb 
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke 
Bb           F       C 
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks 
       Dm            Am        Bb 
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke 
 F  A7                  Dm        C 
Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this? 
Bb       F           C 
If you start to smell burning toast 
        Dm          C        Bb 
You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast 
Bb           F            C 
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke 
       Dm            C          Bb 
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke 
Bb           F       C 
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks 
       Dm            Am        Bb 
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke 
 F  A7                  Dm        C 
Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this? 
Bb                Bbm 
Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't know 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
    Bb      C           F        Dm      C 
And I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it 
 Bb           C 
And I fear that comedy won't help 
     F         Dm      C 
And the fear is not unfounded 
 Bb                 C 
Should I stop trying to be funny? 
     A7       Dm      C  Bb 
Should I give away my money? No! 
   C7    D7 
I know what I gotta do! 
 
[Chorus] 
Em     D   G         Em 
Healing the world with comedy 
D          C           Am 
Making a literal difference, metaphorically 
Em        D     G 
I swore I'd never be back 
        Em     F 
But now I'm back on my feet 
          C        Am 
And I'm healing the world with comedy 


[Intro] 
E 
E   D A 
E    D A 
 
[Verse] 
E 
If you'd have told me a year ago 
 D                 A 
That I'd be locked inside of my home (Ah, ah, ah) 
E 
I would have told you, a year ago: 
D                A 
"Interesting, now leave me alone" 
E 
Sorry that I look like a mess (Ah, ah, ah) 
D               A 
I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled 
E 
Robert's been a little depressed, no 
D               A 
And so, today, I'm gonna try just 
E               C#m 
Getting up, sitting down, going back to work 
D                 A 
Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt 
E                        C#m 
I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs 
D         A 
I'm sorry I was gone 
 
[Chorus] 
N.C.              E 
But look, I made you some content 
C#m         D          A 
Daddy made you your favorite, open wide 
       E 
Here comes the content 
C#m           D           A 
It's a beautiful day to stay inside 


Bo Burnham - Deep 
 
Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Hm x2  
 
(spoken) This songs about how deep I am 
I'm really fucking deep bro 
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep 
 
G Hm Em (C) 
 
    G              Hm           Em 
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, 
 
and take to the air? 
 
G        Hm Em 
Me Neither 
 
    G             Hm                  Em 
Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? 
 
 G       Hm   Em 
Meat Cleaver 
 
 G       Hm            Em           C 
The people in my life are like      grains of sand 
 
G             Hm 
   Cause they stick together 
 
 Em 
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole 
 
   C        D     Em     D           C     D 
If life is an ocean than I Am a deep and handsome fish 
 
       G      B 
A fish that's drowning   
 
       C           D 
If the artistic process is a birth canal 
 
 Em      D       C       D 
Than I Am a freshly jellied kid 
 
     G     B 
Come witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap ) 
 
          C 
Cause thoughts of mine 
 
          D (palm mute) 
Must be a sign that I'm 
 
     G 
Hashtag Deep 
 
G Hm Em 
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?) 
  
        G                    Hm 
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat, 
 
  Em                      G   Hm Em 
instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither...     Me neither! 
 
    G          Hm 
Have you ever wrote a song note for note, 
 
    Em 
and not a single note was out of place, duh? 
 
 G       Hm            Em            C           G 
The people in my life are like        blades of grass..    How? 
 
          Hm             Em 
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! 
 
C     D        Em     D        C 
Art is a harlot and i Am her sassy urban friend 
 
D               G B 
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish 
 
   C   D        Em        D 
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then  
 
C      D             G      B 
I-----I must have an allergy to shellfish 
 
     C           D 
You don't know. How could you know 
 
    G       D       Em    C 
If life makes you wish you were dead 
 
  G         D        C       D           G 
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head 
 
    D    Em      C 
Spend forever a---asle---ep, 
 
    G          D       C     D 
'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream 
 
  G   D   Em C 
Hashtag... 


[Verse 1] 
F 
 How are you feeling? 
G7 
Do you like the show? 
Dm 
 Are you tired of it? 
Bb7      Csus4 
Never mind, I don’t wanna know 
F 
 Are you finding it boring? 
G7         Dm 
 Too fast? Too slow? 
             Bb7 
I’m asking, but don’t answer 
    Csus4 
‘Cause I don’t wanna know 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
F 
 Do I have your attention? 
G7     Dm 
 Yes, or no? 
           Bb7 
I bet I’d guess the answer 
   Csus4 
But I don’t wanna know 
F 
Am I on in the background? 
G7         Dm 
 Are you on your phone? 
             Bb7 
I’d ask you what you’re watching 
   Csus4 
But I don’t wanna know 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
F 
 Is there anyone out there? 
G7         Dm 
Or  Am I all alone? 
          Bb7 
It wouldn’t make a difference 
     Csus4 
Still I don’t wanna know 
F 
 I thought it’d be over by now 
G7              Dm 
 But I got a while to go 
          Bb7 
I’d give away the ending 
    Csus4 
But you don’t wanna know 


 
[Intro] 
F G Am7 G/B C Em F Em 
F G Am7 G/B C Em F 
 
[Chorus] 
F        G         Am7 
 Pour me a drink and clear my schedule 
 G/B C           Em F  Em 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
F           G  Am7 
  These 40 minutes are essential 
 G/B C          Em      F 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
 
[Verse 1] 
F        G   Am7      G/B C 
  I call, she answers and her hair is wet 
Em     F            Em 
    (hair is, hair is wet...) 
F       G   Am7            G/B C 
  I say, "Did you just shower?" she says "how'd you guess?" 
  Em       F 
I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah" 
 
[Chorus] 
F           G        Am7 
I tell my boys I need some space, yeah 
 G/B C           Em F 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
       Em        F                 G    Am7 
She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face 
 G/B    C        Em F 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
 
[Verse 2] 
F       G   Am7            G/B C 
  She says, "Oh, look who's here. Say 'hi' to Dad!" 
Em   F             Em 
(Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad) 
F      G     Am7       G/B        C 
 He says, "How ya doing, bud?" I say, "I'm not so bad" 
Em      F 
And that's the deepest talk we've ever had 
 
[Chorus] 
F         G       Am7 
  Watching as she looks for her glasses 
  G/B   C        Em F 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
             Em       F       G      Am7 
She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist 
 G/B    C        Em F 
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight 
 
[Outro] 
C      Gm                  F 
  My mother's covering her camera with her thumb 
         Dm               C 
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom 
     Gm                 F 
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb 
         Dm               C 
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom 
     Gm                 F 
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb 
         Dm               C 
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom 
     Gm                 F 
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb 
         Dm               C 
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom 


 
[Chorus] 
F#               B/F# 
I just, I just wanna feel good 
       F# 
I just wanna feel good 
       B 
I just wanna feel good (I just wanna feel good) 
F#            B/F# 
Can you teach me how to feel good? 
       F# 
I just wanna feel good 
        B 
I just wanna (I just wanna feel good) 
 
[Verse] 
F#        B/F# 
Give me specific direction 
     F# 
On how I can feel good 
       B 
I just wanna (I just wanna feel good) 
F#             B/F# 
I’m not even close to kidding 
          F# 
Write it in an email 
       B              F# 
I just wanna (I just wanna feel good) 


 
[Intro] 
 
Hey baby, uh, it’s me 
 
Um, our anniversary’s comin’ up, it’s a pretty big one 
                 Dm     Em 
And, um, I wrote a song for you…….. 
               Am                 Dm         Em   Am 
So I’m just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail 
                  Dm               Em 
Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it 
Am                                    Dm            Em 
So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me 
Am                          Dm      Em 
Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the?— 
Am                                    Dm           Em 
I don’t know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like— 
  Am                     Dm 
Just Google it, don’t call me and ask me 
          Em 
‘Cause I know, I know what you’re gonna do 
               Am 
You’re gonna, you’re gonna get this 
 
And you’re gonna think you just can’t       Do it 
         Dm            Em 
And you’re gonna call me, but then I’m just gonna Google it 
 Am 
So, just you Google it, you’re an adult, you can figure it out 
Dm         Em                       Am 
Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail 
 
Um, immediately, if you wouldn’t mind 
Dm               Em 
Like, right when you get this 
     Am 
Thank you, um, I love you, bye 
 
[Verse 1] 
Dm         Em          Am 
..You’re my best friend, I love you 
Dm       Em     Am 
..You know me and I know you 
Dm      Em           Am 
..We got problems that we’ve been through 
Dm      Em           Am 
..We got **** that we’ll get through, uh 
       Dm        Em 
You think I’m rude to you 
       Am 
You think I   Am the worst 
            Dm     Em 
Because I ask when you suck my **** 
          Am 
You take out your Invisalign first 
 
come on 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Verse 2] 
                  Am 
We order Chinese, I’m eating my dumplings 
                 Dm 
You reach over and you take my dumpling 
     Em                 Am 
You don’t even say, “Do you mind?” or nothing 
                       Dm 
Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling? 
  Em          Am 
So I look at you, you look back at me, like, “What the **** did I do?” 
Dm                Em 
If you really wanted some dim sum then 
Am                        Dm       Em 
You really should’ve gotten some when we put in the order 
           Am 
You say, “You’re a psycho and I-I don’t wanna fight 
Dm            Em                   Am 
So, let’s just drop this, it’s not a big deal” 
             Dm 
“Okay, but for the record 
   Em      Am                Dm   Em 
You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won’t forget….. 
 Am 
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent” 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Verse 3] 
Dm        Em 
..We found a spider in the house 
Am 
..You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch 
Dm          Em      Am 
..Since I was close and able 
 
I jumped up on the coffee table 
Dm              Em 
You said, “You should kill that” 
Am 
I said, “Um, no, **** that” 
Dm           Em    Am 
You said, “Come on, be a man” 
 
What? 
     Dm         Em       Am 
You’re a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter 
     Dm           Em 
But your whole worldview collapses 
 Am              Dm 
The moment there’s a spider, cool 
        Em 
I get it, this is the real you 
Am 
It’s a pleasure, nice to meet you 
Dm                   Em 
**** like this brings the movement down 
Am 
Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Outro] 
Dm             Em                 Am 
..How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom 
                    Dm 
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom? 
       Em         Am 
Just use the guest room bathroom 
              Dm 
That’s why we got two bathrooms 
       Em         Am 
Just use the guest room bathroom 
              Dm     Em 
That’s why we got two bath rooms….. 
    Am 
And you know 


[Verse] 
Am              F            C        G 
The books you think I wrote are way too thick 
Am            F        C               G 
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick 
Am        F              C       G 
And I don't watch you when you sleep 
Am         F             C           Em      F 
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep 
 
 
[Chorus] 
       Am        G         F 
You're not going to heaven 
             Am              G            F 
Why the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you 
          Am         G 
None of you are going to heaven 
F              Am      G          F 
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you 
 
F  F      F  F       F  F 
 
 
[Bridge] 
Am        G                Am               G        F 
You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to 
 
F  F    F  F    F  F 
 
Am                       G               C 
You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do 
 
 
[Verse] 
Am           F             C       G 
I don't think masturbation is obscene 
Am            F            C                G         Am 
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen 
      F              C        G 
You make my job a living hell 
Am          F             C 
I sent gays to fix overpopulation 
         G      F 
Didn't that Go well 
 
 
[Chorus] 
       Am        G        F 
You're not going to heaven 
          Am            G         F 
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns 
          Am         G         F 
None of you are going to heaven 
          Am             G           F 
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims 
 
F  F    F  F    F  F 
 
 
[Bridge] 
Am                  G          Am        G        F 
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to 
 
F  F    F  F    F  F 
 
Am                 G                 C 
You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit 
 
 
[Verse] 
Am           F         C       G 
You argue and you bicker and you fight 
Am          F      C              G      Am 
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night 
 F              C        G 
Over what they think is true 
Am        F        C                    G         F 
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you 
 
 
[Chorus] 
       Am         G         F 
You pray so badly for heaven 
         Am         G         F 
knowing any day may be the day that you die 
            Am            G        F 
But maybe life on earth could be heaven 
                  Am             G           F 
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try 
 
F  F    F  F    F  F 
 
 
F              C        F            G 
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn 
       C      F      C (x2)      G 
And when you earn it you won't need it 
 
 
x2 
 
 
Am            G             Am            G     F 
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to 
Am                       G              C 
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you 
 


D             G     D 
Stunning 8K resolution meditation app 
  D                 G           D 
In honour of the revolution it’s half off at the Gap 
Em         A         Hm            G 
Deadpool, self awareness, loving parents, harmless fun 
 Em         A          Hm            G 
The backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun 
 
[Chorus] 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Verse 2] 
 D                 G         D 
The surgeon general’s pop-up shop, Robert Iger’s face 
D            G           D 
Discount Etsy agitprop, Bugle’s take on race 
Em        A        Hm         G 
Female Colonel Sanders, easy answers, civil war 
 Em            A          Hm          G 
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door 
D                   G         D 
The live-action Lion King, the Pеpsi halftime show 
D                G       D 
Twenty thousand years of this, sеven more to go 
Em       A      Hm       G 
Carpool Karaoke, Steve Aoki, Logan Paul 
Em            A            Hm        G 
A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall 
 
[Chorus] 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D        Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Verse 3] 
D                   G       D 
Reading Pornhub’s terms of service, going for a drive 
 D                   G          D 
And obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto V 
Em       A        Hm         G 
Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown 
Em          A         Hm        G 
A book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone 
D            G         D 
Total disassociation, fully out your mind 
D             G          D 
Googling “derealisation”, hating what you find 
Em      A       Hm       G 
That unapparent summer air in early fall 
 Em        A        Hm       G 
The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all 
 
[Chorus] 
D        Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Bridge] 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
   G 
just wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 


[Intro] 
G  G  G  G 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
 G 
So long 
 H7 
Goodbye 
    Em         D 
I'll see you when I see you 
   C 
You can pick the street 
    Cm          G     H7 Em 
I'll meet you on the other side 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
D/F# G 
So   long 
 H7 
Goodbye 
 Em            D 
Do I really have to finish? 
 C          Cm 
Do returns always diminish? 
  G           H7 Em 
Did I say that right? 
 
 
[Chorus] 
 G G#dim    Am    Em 
Does anybody  want to joke 
      F          C D 
When no one's laughing in the background? 
G  Dm7        F    C Bb 
 So this is how it ends 
G Dm7      Bb       Eb     C  G 
 I promise to never Go outside again 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
 G Gsus4 G 
So long 
H7 
Bye! 
   Em        D        C       Cm 
I'm slowly losing power, has it only been an hour? 
     G        H7 Em 
No, that can't be right 
 
 
[Verse 4] 
D/F# G Gsus4 G 
So   long 
 H7 B H7 
Goodbye 
  Em         D 
Hey, here's a fun idea 
    C        Cm            G        H7 Em 
How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time? 
 
 
[Chorus] 
  G G#dim    Am    Em 
I wanna hear you tell a joke 
      F          C D 
When no one's laughing in the background? 
G  Dm7        F    C Bb 
 So this is how it ends 
G Dm7      Bb       Eb     C 
 I promise to never Go outside again 
 
 
[Bridge] 
Em       Am 
Am I going crazy? 
       D 
Would I even know? 
              G    H7 
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago? 
Em         Am 
 Wanna guess the ending? 
       D               G          H7 
If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was: 
Em                            Em7 
A little bit of everything all of the time 
Am/C                        D 
A bit of everything all of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime 
H7 
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside 
C           G              D 
 If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke 
         Em           D 
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke 
C        G               D 
 When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it 
Em        Hm        C 
Call me up and tell me a joke 
   G 
Oh shit 
H7                 Em        D 
 You're really joking at a time like this? 
 
 
[Outro] 
G 
Well, well 
Am 
Look who's inside again? 
D             Em      D 
Went out to look for a reason to hide again 
G 
Well, well 
Am           D 
Buddy, you found it 
Ebaug   Em Ebaug 
Now come   out with your hands up 
 Cadd9        Cm      G 
We've got you surrounded 


[Intro: Bo Burnham] 
Em       A 
Hey, kids 
             D        D B/Eb 
Today, we're gonna learn about the world 
 
 
[Verse 1: Bo Burnham] 
Em         A 
The world that's around us 
     D 
Is pretty amazing 
       D 
But how does it work? 
               B/Eb 
It must be complicated 
Em           A        D 
The secret is the world can only work 
       D B/Eb 
When everything works together 
 
 
[Verse 2: Bo Burnham] 
Em            A 
A bee drinks from a flower 
         D 
And leaves with its pollen 
         D 
A squirrel in a tree 
B/Eb              Em 
Spreads the seeds that have fallen 
     A 
Everything works together 
D B/Eb            Em     A 
The biggest elephant, the littlest fly 
D B/Eb            Em        A 
The gophers underground, the birds in the sky 
Gb/Bb Hm Daug/Bb            D/A D(b5)/Ab 
And every single cricket, every fish in the sea 
G             E        A 
Gives what they can and gets what they need 
 
 
[Chorus: Bo Burnham] 
D Hm/Ab 
That is how the world works 
G E/Ab           A 
That is how the world works 
D 
From A to Zebra 
Gb7         Hm 
To the worms in the dirt 
G    D/A 
That's how it works 
 
[Interlude 1: Bo Burnham & Socko] 
D Gbm/Db 
Hey everyone 
           Hm7 
Look who stopped by to say hello 
Gbm/Db 
It's Socko 
D 
Hey! 
          Gbm/Db 
Where you been, Socko? 
      Hm7 Gbm/Db 
I've been where I always   Am when you're not wearing me on your hand 
D Gbm/Db                      Hm7 
In a frightening, liminal space between states of being 
           Gbm/Db 
Not quite dead, not quite alive 
    D Gbm/Db 
It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis 
Hm7 Gbm/Db 
Socko, we were just talking about the world and how it works 
D Gbm/Db 
Boy, that sounds complicated! 
                   Hm7 
Do you have anything you'd want to teach us about the world? 
Gbm/Db                          D 
I wouldn't say anything that you probably haven't already said yourself 
        Gbm/Db 
I don't know about that, Socko 
E            A 
How about you give it a try? 
Alright! 
 
 
[Verse 3: Socko] 
Em            A              D 
The simple narrative taught in every history class 
       D B/Eb            Em 
Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist 
          A          D 
Don't you know the world is built with blood? 
     D B/Eb 
And genocide and exploitation 
Em             A           D 
The global network of capital essentially functions 
        D B/Eb             Em 
To separate the worker from the means of production 
     A              D 
And the FBI killed Martin Luther King 
D B/Eb         Em      A 
Private property's inherently theft 
 D B/Eb            Em           A 
And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left 
Gb/Bb Hm Daug/Bb         D/A D(b5)/Ab 
And every politician, every cop on the street 
       G                 E      A 
Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite 
 
 
[Chorus: Socko & Bo Burnham] 
D Hm/Ab 
That is how the world works 
Really? 
G E/Ab          A 
That is how the world works 
D Gb7                    Hm 
Genocide, the Natives say you got to it first 
G    D/A 
That's how it works 
 
 
[Interlude 2: Bo Burnham & Socko] 
D Gbm/Db 
That's pretty intense 
Hm 
No shit 
                 Gbm/Db 
What can I   Do to help? 
       D 
Read a book or something, I don't know 
Gbm/Db              Hm7 
Just don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you 
Gbm/Db 
It's incredibly exhausting 
D 
I'm sorry, Socko 
Gbm/Db                     Hm7 
I was just trying to become a better person 
Gbm/Db                           D 
Why Do you rich fucking white people insist on seeing every 
Gbm/Db                           Hm7 Gbm/Db 
socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? 
           D 
This isn't about you 
Gbm/Db                            Hm7 
So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way 
Watch your mouth, buddy 
Gbm/Db          D 
Remember who's on whose hand here 
But that's what I-- 
                  Gbm/Db 
Have you not been fucking listening? 
Hm 
We are entrenched in-- 
Alright, alright 
      Gbm/Db 
Wait, no please! 
I don't wanna Go back, please 
D 
I can't go, I can't   Go back 
N.C. 
Please, please, I'm sorry 
Are you gonna behave yourself? 
Yes 
Yes, what? 
Yes, sir 
Look at me 
Yes, sir 
That's better 
 
 
[Chorus: Bo Burnham, Socko & Both] 
D Hm/Ab 
That is how the world works 
G E/Ab            A 
That is how the world works 
D 
I hope you learned your lesson 
Gb7       Hm 
I did and it hurt 
G    D/A 
That's how it works 


[Verse 1] 
 
D       Hm        A      G 
Trying to be funny and stuck in a room 
D      Hm        A   G 
There isn't much more to say about it 
D     Hm       A     G 
Can one be funny when stuck in a room? 
D   Hm          A        G 
Being in, trying to get something out of it 
Hm      F#     G 
Try making faces 
A         Hm 
Try telling jokes 
Hm   F#      G 
Making little sounds 
 
A 
 
[Verse 2] 
 
D     Hm        A       G    D 
I was a kid who was stuck in his room 
D        Hm      A   G 
There isn't much more to say about it 
D      Hm          A         G     D 
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room 
D      Hm      A       G 
You'll Do any old shit to get out of it 
Hm      F#     G 
Try making faces 
A         Hm 
Try telling jokes 
Hm   F#      G 
Making little sounds 
 
A 
 
[Chorus] 
 
D 
Well, well 
Em 
Look who's inside again 
A             D 
Went out to look for a reason to hide again 
 
D 
Well, well 
Em           A 
Buddy, you found it 
A   Hm         Bb 
Now come out with your hands up 
   D      Gm 
We've got you surrounded 


 
[Intro] 
Em                 Hm 
 Could you turn my headphones? Turn up my, or 
                        Am 
I’m the only one in here, so, I’m gonna turn up my own headphones 
      Hm 
For myself, thank you, you’re welcome 
 
[Chorus] 
          Em      Hm 
Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave 
  Am                 Hm 
I Am on that wave, I         Am on that wave 
           Em 
Tryna make microwave popcorn 
 
[Verse 1] 
                             Hm 
I take the packet out the plastic (Takin’ out the plastic, brrt) 
                       Am 
Reading the directions on the back of the package (Ooh) 
                        Hm 
Orville Redenbacher, you’re a savage (You a savage) 
                           Em 
So let’s get crackin’ (Tryna make microwave, ayy) 
                     Hm 
I put the packet on the glass (What glass?) 
                       Am 
The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)                           
I close the door (Which door?) 
Hm 
 The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you? 
 Em                                Hm 
You follow all the rules when you’re a studious guy (Step one) 
Insert the packet, set the power to high 
    Am                             Hm 
Cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Mm, kind of a wide range) 
 
[Chorus] 
          Em                  Hm 
Tryna make microwave popcorn (Bippity bippity bop) in a microwave (Brrt) 
  Am                Hm 
I Am on that wave, I         Am on that wave 
           Em 
Tryna make microwave popcorn 
 
[Verse 2] 
              Hm 
The popcorn’s done (Thank God) 
                  Am 
I open up the door, I take it out 
                  Hm 
Ah, *******, that’s hot, super hot 
               Em 
Makes sense (I burnt my fingies) 
               Hm 
I open up the packet (The packet) 
                           Am 
It smells smoky and the kernels are black, **** (No) 
                      Hm 
I burned it (No), I burned it (For real?) 
                               Em 
Yes, for real-   Do you think you’re helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave) 
                    Hm 
I’m givin’ up (I’m done cookin’ popcorn) 
                       Am 
I’ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (*****, I be hot) 
 
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute 
Hm 
How’d I miss this button? There’s a button and the button says 
 
[Chorus] 
Em 
“Popcorn” (Oh, no) 
    Hm 
On the microwave (There was a button that said popcorn?) 
  Am                 Hm 
I Am on that wave, I         Am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button) 
      Em 
Tryna make microwave popcorn (Tryna make microwave) (Jiffy Pop) 
   Hm 
In a microwave (Guys, stop) (Micro, wave) (Agh, got a kernel in my throat) 
  Am                Hm 
I Am on that wave, I Am on that wave (Everyone’s talking at the same time; can everyone just shut— Shut— Shut up!)  
 
(Christmas ornaments) (Movie theater butter) 
 
Tryna make microwave popcorn 


 
spotify:track:6NBAtnU5ICF7fazEFn2hKL 
If youtube does not work, here is a link to an mp3 in my DROPBOX: 
 
Worked out on request for aaronryan436 
Produced by Bo Burnham 
Release Date May 30, 2021 
Please: rate (stars left under sheet) or/and add favorite (heart right above) 
ATTENTION: many of these chords are in fact 5-chords (power-chords) 
 
[Intro] 
| Em |          Em |          G |           A | 
| Em         | Em         | A          | C    A     | 
 
[Verse 1] 
  Em             Em 
I grew up as your usual suburbanite, 
    G              A 
a tiny town in Massachusetts, overwhelmingly white. 
  Em                  Em 
I went to church on Sundays in a suit and a tie, 
G                   A 
  then spent my free time watching Family Guy. 
  Em               Em             G 
I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid, 
           A 
I wrote offensive shit, and I said it: 
Em                   Em                A 
Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did 
      C         A 
or that I'd live to regret it. 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
C              G       Em 
Times are changing, and I'm getting old. 
      G 
Are you gonna hold me accountable? 
Em             G 
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold. 
Em           G N.C. 
Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountablE? Uh 
 
[Chorus] 
     Em    Em 
I'm problematic   (He's a problem), 
Em                A 
  when I was seventeen, on Halloween 
          Em    Em 
I dressed up as Aladdin   (He's a problem), 
A N.C. 
  I did not darken my skin, but still, it feels weird in [Solo] hindsight. 
 
[Synth Solo] 
| Em |          Em |          G |           A | 
| Em         | Em         | A          | C    A     | 
 
[Verse 2] 
    Em                  Em 
I want to show you how I'm growing as a person, but first 
     G                    A 
I feel I must address the lyrics from the previous verse. 
        Em                 Em 
I tried to hide behind my childhood, and that's not okay, 
G                  A 
my actions are my own, I won't explain them away. 
   Em                    Em                  G 
I've done a lot of self-reflecting since I started singing this song, 
        A 
I was totally wrong when I said it: 
Em                   Em                A 
Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did 
      C         A 
or that I'd live to regret it. 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
C             G        Em 
Times are changing and I'm getting old. 
      Em 
Are you gonna hold me accountable? 
C            G 
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold. 
Em             Em N.C. N.C. 
  Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountablE? Uh 
 
[Chorus] 
     Em    Em 
I'm problematic   (He's a problem) 
Em               A 
  I just remembered that Aladdin costume's 
       Em    Em              A             C 
in my mother's attic (He's a problem) I'm gonna             Go home and burn it 
          A N.C. 
or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I Do with it? 
 
[Bridge] 
 C           G 
And I've been totally awful, 
      D                  Em     G/D 
my closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty. 
C              G 
All of it was perfectly lawful, 
         D              Em        G/D 
just not very thoughtful at all and just really shitty. 
 C           G 
And I've been totally awful, 
      D                  Em     G/D 
my closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty. 
C              G 
All of it was perfectly lawful, 
         D N.C. 
just not very thoughtful at all and just really ... 
 
[Outro] 
             G        Em 
And I'm really fucking sorry, 
Hm                   Hm 
bitch, I'm trying to listen, shit, I’ve been complicit. 
G    Em 
Sorry, 
Hm              Hm 
if I'm gonna catch up, first, I gotta fess up. 
G    Em Hm Hm 
Sorry, 
G      Em Hm Hm 
sorry. 


 
[Intro] 
Cmaj7 
Sexting (Whoa) 
Gmaj7 
 It isn't sex it's the next best thing 
Cmaj7 
Sexting 
Gmaj7 
 Aye, aye, AT&T 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
Cmaj7 
I Am in bed I    Am ready to Go with you 
Gmaj7 
 Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow 
      Cmaj7                      Gmaj7 
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction 
                       Cmaj7 
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
              Gmaj7 
You send me a peach, I send a carrot back 
                     Cmaj7 
You send a Ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract 
                             Gmaj7 
I send back a ticket stubtickets implying that the Ferris wheel's your body 
                     Cmaj7 
And I'd really love admission to it 
                     Gmaj7 
Oh no! What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? 
Cmaj7 
 You send back a snowman 
Gmaj7 
 Crisis averted (Thank God) 
 
 
[Chorus] 
Cmaj7 
Sexting (Whoa) 
Gmaj7 
 It isn't sex it's the next best thing (Next best thing) 
Cmaj7 
Sexting 
Gmaj7 
 Aye, aye, AT&T 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
Cmaj7 
 No more emojis, now it's on to words 
Gmaj7 
I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "A shirt" 
Cmaj7 
You say, "Are you naked?" 
                Gmaj7 
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat", you say, "lmao" but I doubt that 
Cmaj7 
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd     Do to you 
Gmaj7 
 Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you 
Cmaj7 
 They made the internet for nights like these 
Gmaj7 
 I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please 
 
 
[Chorus] 
Cmaj7 
Sexting (Whoa) 
Gmaj7 
 It isn't sex is the next best thing (Next best thing) 
Cmaj7 
Sexting 
Gmaj7 
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T) 
 
 
[Verse 4] 
Cmaj7 
 You send the pic and say it's now my turn 
Gmaj7 
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn 
Cmaj7 
 My phone's flash is my only light and 
Gmaj7 
 The flash makes my dick look frightened 
Cmaj7 
 I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead 
Gmaj7 
 Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead 
Cmaj7 
 You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair" 
Gmaj7 
 So I send it to you and then my phone dies 
 
 
[Outro] 
Gmaj7              Hm7 
Another night on my own, yeah 
         Em7 
Stuck in my home, yeah 
                                  Gmaj7 
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah 
              Hm7 
Another night on my own, yeah 
         Em7 
Stuck in my home, yeah 
                                  Gmaj7 
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah 
              Hm7 
Another night on my own, yeah 
         Em7 
Stuck in my home, yeah 
                                  Gmaj7 
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy) 
              Hm7 
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties) 
         Em7 
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls) 
                                                             N.C. 
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah 


 
[Intro] 
N.C. 
How we feelin' out there tonight? Ha ha ha, Yeeeah, I Am not feeling good 
 
 
[Verse 1] 
A7 
Wake up at 11:30 
A7 
Feelin' like a bag of shit (Oh no!) 
A7 
All my clothes are dirty 
     A7 
So I'm smelling like a bag of shit 
A7 
Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup 
A7 
OMG, that is just my luck 
A7 
Look in the mirror, say "What's up 
    N.C. 
You useless fuck?" 
 
 
[Pre-Chorus] 
    A7 
Are you feeling what I'm feeling? 
  A7 
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (Ah) 
A7 
Staring at the ceiling 
 A7 
And waiting for this feeling to   Go away but it won't Go away 
N.C. 
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin') 
 
 
[Chorus] 
            A7      C 
Well, I feel like shit (Oh, shit) 
D             E         A7     C 
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (Oh, shit) 
D            E        A7      C 
Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (Oh, shit) 
D      E 
All day, all shit 
 
 
[Bridge] 
A7                    C 
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit 
 D 
(Tell us how you're feelin') 
    N.C. 
I'm feeling like shit 
 
 
[Outro] 
A7 
Ladies (Yeah?), Do you feel like shit? 
D7 
Tell me Do you feel like shit? (Oh, yеah) 
A7 
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit? 
D7 
Tеll me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh, yeah) 
A7 
Ladies (Yeah?), Do you feel like shit? 
D7 
Tell me Do you feel like shit? (Oh, yeah) 
A7 
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit? 
D7 
Tell me, are you feelin' like shit? (Oh, yeah) 


[Intro] 
D 
 
[Verse 1] 
D             G     D 
Stunning 8K resolution meditation app 
  D                 G           D 
In honour of the revolution it’s half off at the Gap 
Em        A          Hm             G 
Deadpool's self awareness, loving parents, harmless fun 
 Em         A          Hm            G 
The backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun 
 
[Chorus] 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Verse 2] 
 D                 G         D 
The surgeon general’s pop-up shop, Robert Iger’s face 
D            G           D 
Discount Etsy agitprop, Bugle’s take on race 
Em        A        Hm         G 
Female Colonel Sanders, easy answers, civil war 
 Em            A          Hm          G 
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door 
D                    G          D 
  The live-action Lion King, the Pеpsi halftime show 
D                G       D 
Twenty thousand years of this, sеven more to go 
Em       A      Hm       G 
Carpool Karaoke, Steve Aoki, Logan Paul 
Em            A            Hm        G 
A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall 
 
[Chorus] 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D        Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Verse 3] 
D                   G       D 
Reading Pornhub’s terms of service, going for a drive 
 D                   G          D 
And obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto V 
Em       A        Hm         G 
Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown 
Em          A         Hm        G 
A book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone 
D            G         D 
Total disassociation, fully out your mind 
D             G          D 
Googling “derealisation”, hating what you find 
Em        A       Hm       G 
   That unapparent summer air in early fall 
 Em        A        Hm       G 
The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all 
 
[Chorus] 
D        Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
D         Em 
There it is again, that funny feeling 
Hm      G 
That funny feeling 
 
[Bridge] 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
   G 
just wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 
D 
Hey, what can ya say? 
   Em 
We were overdue 
          C 
But it’ll be over soon 
 G 
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh) 


 
[Intro] 
E F#m   C#m   G#m 
……………….. 
E F#m   C#m   G#m 
……………….. 
A B  C#m   B  G#7  A Am7 
…………………………. 
 
[Verse 1] 
 E        F#m       C#m        G#m 
The chicken wakes up like she does every morning 
E      F#m        C#m        G#m 
..To the sounds of her husband’s screams 
E     F#m        C#m          G#m 
Sat?in?the dark on?the eggs she is warming 
E    F#m       C#m       G#m 
..She closes?her eyes and dreams of 
A           B 
Walking to Memphis, becoming a dentist 
C#m    B   G#7   A 
Anything..but this 
    A               B 
I mean, she likes her life as a mother and wife 
 C#m        B   G#7     A 
But is that all..she..is? 
  A         Am7 
She stares out the window 
 
[Verse 2] 
 E      F#m         C#m       G#m 
The very next morning, the chicken decides to 
E     F#m        C#m        G#m 
Mak? her escape, g?t a taste of freedom 
 E        F#m          C#m          G#m 
She runs out the coop that her life’s been confined to 
E   F#m              C#m      G#m 
Suddenly sees the thing she’s only dreamed of 
A            B 
Just up ahead, gophers run through a meadow 
C#m      B    G#7     A 
..Deer graze, birds sing 
  A                B 
Her future is waiting, right there for the taking 
C#m        B    G#7    A 
..There’s just..one thing 
 
[Bridge] 
 A        Am7            E 
The chicken must first cross the road 
 G#7   C#m 
The……road 
 
[Verse 3] 
      B          A 
A sea of trees and green and moss 
       F#m        E    G#7      C#m 
Waiting just across the road, the……road 
B              A            Am7 
A life of brighter days, a width of road away 
 E      F#m          C#m       G#m 
The road is gigantic, the chicken is little 
E     F#m        C#m           G#m 
She moves ahead left-right-left, right-left-right 
E      F#m       C#m          G#m 
All of a sudden, she stops in the middle 
 E    F#m         C#m      G#m 
Frozen in place by a pair of headlights 
     A           B 
It’s anyone’s guess what then happened next 
C#m      B    G#7    A 
But…most think she died 
 A               B 
But I think we ought to believe that she got to 
C#m     B   G#7    A 
..The ot..her..side 
 A         Am7 
So that’s why she did it 
 
[Outro] 
  E 
Goodbye 


 
[Intro] 
Hm   E D 
………… 
 
[Verse 1] 
Hm 
Wake up every morning at a quarter to ten 
       A                        Em 
Like, “Am I dying? Is this real? Oh, right, it’s this again” 
   Hm 
I’m awoken by my daughter as she jumps in my bed 
     A                     Em 
I’m only kidding, I don’t have a kid, I crochet instead 
    Hm 
Am I depressed? (Yeah) Stressed? (Yeah) It’s anyone’s guess 
        A                  Em 
I’ll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed 
        Hm                A 
Is it gonna end? (Yeah) When? (Never) Alrighty then 
       Em                   F#m 
It’s just another day of hangin’ with my daughter and 
 
[Chorus] 
            Hm          A 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            D        E 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            Hm          A 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            D        E 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
 
[Verse 2] 
 
Make it to the shower by a quarter to one 
       A                Em 
This bottle shampoos and conditions, it’s a two for one 
  Hm 
I draw a little doggy on the fog of the glass 
         A               Em 
Just like the ones I used to draw back in geometry class 
     Hm 
Am I depressed? (Yeah) Stressed? (Yeah) It’s anyone’s guess 
        A                  Em 
I’ll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed 
       Hm              A 
Am I kinda hot? (No) What? (Nothing) That’s what I thought 
      Em                  F#m 
I bought an app to help me meditate - it didn’t work 
 
[Chorus] 
            Hm          A 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            D        E 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            Hm          A 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 
            D        E 
I’m livin’ in the future (Uh-huh) 


 
 [Verse 1] 
Gm       F          Eb     D 
 Who needs a coffee? Cause I'm doing a run 
   Gm           F        Eb   D 
 I'm writing down the orders now for everyone 
  Gm       F    Eb       D 
 The coffee is free, just like me 
     Gm    F      Eb D 
 I'm an unpaid intern 
 
 [Verse 2] 
Gm       F   Eb     D 
 Sorting papers, runnin' around (Runnin' around) 
Gm            F          Eb    D 
 Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (Not a sound) 
Gm     F     Eb     F 
 Barely people, somehow legal 
Gm     F     Eb D 
 Unpaid intern 
 
 [Verse 3] 
  Gm      F      Eb        D 
You work all day,     Go back to your dorm 
        Gm         F             Eb     D 
 And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn 
         Gm    F Eb D 
 Cause you're an intern  (Unpaid) 
 
 
 Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da 


 
[Verse] 
           Dm 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
           Em 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
          Am 
I don’t know what is (Goin’ on, what the **** is goin’ on?) 
           Dm 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
           Em 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
          Am 
I don’t know what is (Goin’ on, what the **** is goin’ on?) 
           Dm 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
           Em 
I don’t know what’s happenin’ 
          Am 
I don’t know what is (Goin’ on, what the **** is goin’ on?) 
 
Uh, wait a minute 
Am 
What the **** is goin’ on? 
Dm             Em 
What the **** is goin’ on? 
Am 
What the **** is goin’ on? 
Dm 
What the **** is goin’ on? 
C 
What the **** is goin’ on? (What the ****) 
Dm 
What the **** is goin’ on? (Is goin’ on?) 
C 
What the **** is goin’ on? (What the ****) 
Dm                       C 
What the **** is goin’ on? (Is goin’ on?) 


[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. 
    F 
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. 
    Gm 
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. 
    F 
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). 
A7 
Just nod or shake your head and we'll Do the rest. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. 
    Gm 
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. 
F 
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. 
A7 
We got a million different ways to engage 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. 
   Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. 
  F 
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. 
  A7 
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin 
Dm 
eachother.  
 
 
[Verse] 
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. 
     Gm 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. 
   F 
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. 
A7 
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore. 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. 
   Gm 
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. 
    F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. 
A7 
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your- 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. 
      Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. 
 F 
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. 
A7               A7  Gm     F  E    Dm 
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids. 
 
 
[Chorus] 
    Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
    Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
 
[Interlude] 
Dm C Bb A7 
 
 
[Verse] 
Dm      C              Bb   A7 
You know, it wasn't always like this 
Dm      C 
Not very long ago 
Bb         A7 
Just before your time 
Dm        C 
Right before the towers fell 
Bb        A7 
Circa '99 
 
 
[Verse] 
    Gm 
This was catalogues 
F 
Travel blogs 
A7         Dm 
A chat room or two 
      Gm       F 
We set our sights and spent our nights 
A7      C7 
Waiting 
 
 
[2nd Chorus] 
 Fmaj7 
For you 
Dm7 
You 
 Bb      C 
Insatiable you 
 Fmaj7          Dm7 
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Bb       C 
You were barely two 
   Dm         C#dim 
And it did all the things 
C         Bb 
We designed it to do 
 
 
[Bridge] 
 Bb 
Now look at you 
 C 
Oh, look at you 
D 
You 
 
 
[2nd Chorus] 
Gmaj7  Em7 
You 
C       D 
Unstoppable, watchable 
 Gmaj7             Em7 
Your time is now. Your inside's out. 
C       D 
Honey, how you grew 
   Em7       Ebdim 
And if we stick together 
D          C 
Who knows what we'll do 
    C      D 
It was always the plan 
     Ebdim        Em7 
To put the world in your hand 
 
 
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B 
[laughing] 
 
 
[Chorus] 
    Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Am 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
H7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time. 
 
    Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
Am 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
H7 
Anything and everything 
H7 
And anything and everything 
H7 
And anything and everything 
H7*                    Em* (as hard as you possibly can!) 
And all of the time 


[Verse 1] 
F      C 
An open window 
   Gm 
A novel 
         Bb 
A couple holding hands 
F     C 
An avocado 
  Gm            Dm C 
A poem, written in the sand 
Bb        C         F 
Fresh fallen snow on the ground 
      Dm 
A golden retriever in a flower crown 
Bb      C   F 
Is this heaven? 
Dm    C 
Or is it just a 
 
 
[Chorus] 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman 
Bb        C 
A white woman's Instagram (Instagram) 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman 
Bb 
A white woman's Instagram 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
F        C 
Latte foam art 
       Gm 
Tiny pumpkins 
        Bb 
Fuzzy, comfy socks 
F                  C 
Coffee table made out of driftwood 
                  Gm 
A bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg 
          Dm C 
A needlepoint of a fox 
Bb       C            F 
Some random quote from Lord of the Rings 
          Dm 
Incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King 
Bb     C    F 
Is this heaven? 
Dm        C 
Or Am I looking at a 
 
 
[Chorus] 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman (White woman) 
Bb        C 
A white woman's Instagram (Instagram) 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman 
Bb        C 
A white woman's Instagram 
 
 
[Bridge] 
C       Dm          Bb 
Her favorite photo of her mom 
        C 
The caption says: 
   Dm           Bb 
"I can't believe it 
                      C Dm 
It's been a decade since you've been gone 
   Bb 
Momma, I miss you 
                       C 
I miss sitting with you in the front yard 
          Dm                 Bb 
Still figuring out how to keep living without you 
 
It's got a little better but it's still hard 
C      Dm                  Bb 
Momma, I got a job I love and my own apartment 
                       C 
Momma, I got a boyfriend and I'm crazy about him 
           Dm             Bb 
Your little girl didn't Do too bad 
 
Momma, I love you. Give a hug and kiss to dad" 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
F          C 
A goat-cheese salad (Goat cheese salad) 
         Gm 
A backlit hammock (Backlit hammock) 
         Dm C 
A simple glass of wine 
F                         C 
Incredibly derivative political street art 
                      Gm 
A dreamcatcher bought from urban outfitters 
        Dm C 
A vintage neon sign 
Bb           C           F 
Three little words, a couple of doves 
           Dm                    Bb 
And a ring on her finger from the person she loves 
     C    F 
Is this heaven? 
Dm          C 
Or is it just a 
 
 
[Chorus] 
 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman (White woman) 
Bb        C 
A white woman's Instagram (Instagram) 
F 
White woman 
Gm 
A white woman's Instagram 
Am 
White woman 
Bb        C 
A white woman's Instagram 


Баста — лирический проект рэпера из города Ростов-на-Дону, Россия, Василия Вакуленко, созданный в 2006 году.Был 1996 год, он уже написал первую песню «Мой город» и собрал группу, которая называлась «Уличные звуки» — Street sound. Василий значился в ее составе под именем Баста Хрю. «Меня с детства называли Хрюшей, потому что разбрасывал все непонятно где», — объясняет Баста.Примерно в это же время рождалось знаменитое ростовское рэп-движение, которое в следующем десятилетии стало лидирующим в стране. Баста был непосредственным участником процесса. И даже поучаствовал с треком «Первый удар» в большом и шумном объединении молодых рэперов — ростовской Касте, впоследствии ставшим группой «Каста».Далее Баста двинулся в своем, более лиричном направлении. Трек «Моя игра» стал одним из главных в его биографии. Вася Вакуленко стал знаменитым на весь Ростов. «Звездная болезнь? Нет, не появилась. Появились наркотики и старшие друзья, реальные хулиганы» — вспоминает Вася. «Точно могу сказать, что эта песня не раз спасала меня. Бывало, хотели лишить жизни, а когда узнавали, что это я, оставляли в покое».Вся эта нелегкая и полная злоключений жизнь стала историей, которая теперь зарифмована в его альбомах. «В 2002 мой друг Жора вымутил у своей мамы денег и мы купили компьютер. Вадик QП сводил первое демо к будущему альбому». Эти самые треки случайно попали к Богдану Титомиру и он предложил ребятам уехать в Москву. Был 2004 год. А спустя 2 года вышел альбом «Баста 1» и на ТВ начали крутить клип «Осень». Московская жизнь Басты неразрывно связана с «Газгольдером». На тот момент клуб только открылся и носил статус самого закрытого заведения в Москве. Но Баста держался в стороне от местной рэп-тусовки. Первым новым знакомым — ее представителем — стал Смоки Мо, а позже Вася узнал Гуфа. «Однажды я подошел к Гуфу на концерте, тот вспомнил «Мою игру», мы с ним решили сделать кавер-версию, которая вышла на альбоме «Баста 2», — рассказывает Вася. Но настоящий взрыв случился сразу после этого, когда Баста поучаствовал в клипе группы Centr «Город дорог». После этого слава Басты вышла далеко за пределы родного Ростова и Москвы.Посыпались номинации, премии, награды и статусы. Второй альбом «Баста 2» вышел в 2007 и стал хитом продаж. Он звучал взрослее и разнообразнее. Выпустив в промежутке два релиза под псевдонимом Ноггано, третью пластинку Баста писал уже в статусе одного из ведущих рэп-артистов страны. Новый материал рассчитал на более широкую аудиторию, а подборка хитов «Урбан», «Ростов», «Солнца не видно» и «Калифорния» уже не в первый раз проверяет на прочность самые большие площадки Москвы.В октябре 2012 года, Баста записал несколько кавер-версий песен Михея, в частности трек «Мама», на который был снят видеоклип. Также Василий выступил на большом концерте, посвященном 10-летию памяти Михея, который прошел 1 ноября на площадке Arena Moscow.В конце 2012 года снялся в ролике, призванном привлечь внимание к дискриминации людей с ВИЧ-инфекцией.Дискография 2006 Баста 1 2007 Баста 2 2010 Баста 3 2010 Баста/Guf 2013 Баста 4 2016 Баста 5, Часть 1 2016 Баста 5, Часть 2

Баста

Белоусов Евгений

Макс Корж — молодой музыкант из Минска, который легко смешивает в своем творчестве электронную музыку, рэп, пение. 
Он родился ноября 1988 года, в городе Лунинец Брестской области. В раннем возрасте он с родителями переехал в Минск. Получил музыкальное образование по классу фортепиано и попутно научился играть на гитаре. В 16 лет он с друзьями создал музыкальную группу LunClan, которая просуществовала недолго. После этого было еще несколько проектов, но они тоже не имели большого успеха. 
После всех неудач Макс попробовал себя в роли битмейкера, сочиняя музыку для других исполнителей. Эта идея также не увенчалась успехом, после чего он начала петь свои песни сам. 
Во время учебы в Белорусском государственном университете Макс Корж записал свою первую сольную песню. Проучившись в БГУ до 3 курса, он понял, что учеба ему мешает и бросил университет и всерьез занялся музыкальной деятельностью. Он записал песню «Небо поможет нам» и выложил ее ВКонтакте. После чего Максима забрали в армию. Когда он вернулся домой, то узнал, что песня стала популярна в интернете. За это время песня собрала большую аудиторию, ее транслировали в эфире некоторые минские радиостанции. После он начал активно рассылать свои песни диджеям, чтобы они крутились в клубах. 
В мае 2012-го он выпустил в Беларуси первый сольный альбом, а через год уже собрал многотысячные залы. Его востребованность у концертных промоутеров стала ажиотажной, он дважды выступил в программе «Вечерний Ургант» на Первом канале, а презентация его второго альбома «Жить в кайф» вновь побила рекорды — так, в столице Беларуси она прошла в пятнадцатитысячной «Минск Арене».

Молодой и талантливый белорусский рэп-исполнитель Макс Корж. Мастер бешеных концертов. На странице представлены подборы с аккордами и текстами песен.

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Макс Корж

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Скриптонит (Адиль Жалелов, родился 3-го июня 1990-го года в Ленинском, Казахстан) — казахстанский русскоязычный рэпер и музыкальный продюсер.Начинал с создания инструменталов для других хип-хоп-исполнителей, попутно записывая в стол свои песни, оттачивая таким образом свои навыки по написанию текстов.Первую известность ему принёс видеоклип на песню «VBVVCTND», который получил хорошие отзывы и привёл исполнителя к контракту с творческим объединением Gazgolder.В 2015-ом году Адиль выпускает свой первый сольный альбом «Дом с нормальными явлениями», получивший восторженные отзывы слушателей и музыкальных критиков и моментально ставший классикой русского рэпа.Скриптонит работает в совершенно разных жанрах: начиная с южного звучания, он пришёл к более музыкальному и разноплановому подходу как к музыке, так и к вокалу.Весной 2017-го года вышел его второй альбом под названием «Праздник на улице 36». Как заявил сам Жалелов в июньском интервью у Юрия Дудя, «Праздник…» — это коммерческий релиз с очевидными хитами, а «тот самый альбом», или «Улица 36», название которого стало известно из небольшого июльского отчёта с Gazgolder Live от MTV и который слушатели ждали с момента выпуска «Дома…», был запланирован на осень этого же года.В итоге 16-го декабря 2017-го года вышел двойной альбом Скриптонита — «Уроборос: Улица 36» / «Уроборос: Зеркала». После выхода пластинки Жалелов заявил, что в связи с тем, что для него рэп как жанр себя исчерпал

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