Аккорды к песне ​Bo Burnham — Five Years

 
[Intro] 
 
Hey baby, uh, it’s me 
 
Um, our anniversary’s comin’ up, it’s a pretty big one 
                 Dm     Em 
And, um, I wrote a song for you…….. 
               Am                 Dm         Em   Am 
So I’m just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail 
                  Dm               Em 
Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it 
Am                                    Dm            Em 
So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me 
Am                          Dm      Em 
Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the?— 
Am                                    Dm           Em 
I don’t know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like— 
  Am                     Dm 
Just Google it, don’t call me and ask me 
          Em 
‘Cause I know, I know what you’re gonna do 
               Am 
You’re gonna, you’re gonna get this 
 
And you’re gonna think you just can’t       Do it 
         Dm            Em 
And you’re gonna call me, but then I’m just gonna Google it 
 Am 
So, just you Google it, you’re an adult, you can figure it out 
Dm         Em                       Am 
Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail 
 
Um, immediately, if you wouldn’t mind 
Dm               Em 
Like, right when you get this 
     Am 
Thank you, um, I love you, bye 
 
[Verse 1] 
Dm         Em          Am 
..You’re my best friend, I love you 
Dm       Em     Am 
..You know me and I know you 
Dm      Em           Am 
..We got problems that we’ve been through 
Dm      Em           Am 
..We got **** that we’ll get through, uh 
       Dm        Em 
You think I’m rude to you 
       Am 
You think I   Am the worst 
            Dm     Em 
Because I ask when you suck my **** 
          Am 
You take out your Invisalign first 
 
come on 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Verse 2] 
                  Am 
We order Chinese, I’m eating my dumplings 
                 Dm 
You reach over and you take my dumpling 
     Em                 Am 
You don’t even say, “Do you mind?” or nothing 
                       Dm 
Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling? 
  Em          Am 
So I look at you, you look back at me, like, “What the **** did I do?” 
Dm                Em 
If you really wanted some dim sum then 
Am                        Dm       Em 
You really should’ve gotten some when we put in the order 
           Am 
You say, “You’re a psycho and I-I don’t wanna fight 
Dm            Em                   Am 
So, let’s just drop this, it’s not a big deal” 
             Dm 
“Okay, but for the record 
   Em      Am                Dm   Em 
You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won’t forget….. 
 Am 
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent” 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Verse 3] 
Dm        Em 
..We found a spider in the house 
Am 
..You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch 
Dm          Em      Am 
..Since I was close and able 
 
I jumped up on the coffee table 
Dm              Em 
You said, “You should kill that” 
Am 
I said, “Um, no, **** that” 
Dm           Em    Am 
You said, “Come on, be a man” 
 
What? 
     Dm         Em       Am 
You’re a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter 
     Dm           Em 
But your whole worldview collapses 
 Am              Dm 
The moment there’s a spider, cool 
        Em 
I get it, this is the real you 
Am 
It’s a pleasure, nice to meet you 
Dm                   Em 
**** like this brings the movement down 
Am 
Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around 
 
[Chorus] 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years 
   Am 
Still you, still me, still here 
Dm          Em 
..Five years, five years, baby 
Am 
..Five years, five years 
 
[Outro] 
Dm             Em                 Am 
..How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom 
                    Dm 
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom? 
       Em         Am 
Just use the guest room bathroom 
              Dm 
That’s why we got two bathrooms 
       Em         Am 
Just use the guest room bathroom 
              Dm     Em 
That’s why we got two bath rooms….. 
    Am 
And you know