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Bo Burnham - Deep 
 
Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Hm x2  
 
(spoken) This songs about how deep I am 
I'm really fucking deep bro 
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep 
 
G Hm Em (C) 
 
    G              Hm           Em 
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, 
 
and take to the air? 
 
G        Hm Em 
Me Neither 
 
    G             Hm                  Em 
Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? 
 
 G       Hm   Em 
Meat Cleaver 
 
 G       Hm            Em           C 
The people in my life are like      grains of sand 
 
G             Hm 
   Cause they stick together 
 
 Em 
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole 
 
   C        D     Em     D           C     D 
If life is an ocean than I Am a deep and handsome fish 
 
       G      B 
A fish that's drowning   
 
       C           D 
If the artistic process is a birth canal 
 
 Em      D       C       D 
Than I Am a freshly jellied kid 
 
     G     B 
Come witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap ) 
 
          C 
Cause thoughts of mine 
 
          D (palm mute) 
Must be a sign that I'm 
 
     G 
Hashtag Deep 
 
G Hm Em 
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?) 
  
        G                    Hm 
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat, 
 
  Em                      G   Hm Em 
instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither...     Me neither! 
 
    G          Hm 
Have you ever wrote a song note for note, 
 
    Em 
and not a single note was out of place, duh? 
 
 G       Hm            Em            C           G 
The people in my life are like        blades of grass..    How? 
 
          Hm             Em 
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! 
 
C     D        Em     D        C 
Art is a harlot and i Am her sassy urban friend 
 
D               G B 
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish 
 
   C   D        Em        D 
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then  
 
C      D             G      B 
I-----I must have an allergy to shellfish 
 
     C           D 
You don't know. How could you know 
 
    G       D       Em    C 
If life makes you wish you were dead 
 
  G         D        C       D           G 
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head 
 
    D    Em      C 
Spend forever a---asle---ep, 
 
    G          D       C     D 
'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream 
 
  G   D   Em C 
Hashtag...